Poetry: “What the Fuck” by Robert Pearson

New Voices opens the year with Robert Pearson’s “What the Fuck,” which is a poem that expresses more than meets the eye. At first glance, the poem is almost too simple, absent of the kinds of elements we talk about when we talk about poetry: lyrical metaphors, crafted forms, sly wordplay. But Pearson’s poem, even if it ignores the traditional conceptions of what a poem is recognized to be, cuts through the noise. It’s honest. Pearson’s poem is a call for human connection beyond the words on a screen, ironic because it’s likely this is exactly where you’re reading them. But Pearson isn’t asking us to put down our phones, just use them for their original purpose—a text message can only do so much. Talk to someone, hear their voice, he’s instructing us. Do a little more, just a little more. Hear the voice of your loved ones, not just their curated captions. We aren’t going to unplug, we’re in too deep. So maybe, just maybe, we can do the next best thing.


What the Fuck

Enough already
Pick up your fuckin’ phone
Get off the goddamn key board
Typos, in correct spell check
You type I type we type
Mine reaches you later than yours to me
Now we’re confused
Did you mean
No
Did you, don’t think so
Ok let’s start again
No f’in way
You wanna plan somethin’
Good that piece of shite in your hand
Is an encyclopedia, a calendar, note book
A tape recorder, a chess board, solitaire game,
Spreed sheets, spell check which is invariably wrong
Address book, another note book, tictoc and facebook and google and amazon. What did I miss… and and and and fuck fuck fuck IT IS A COMMUNICATION DEVICE
Use the fucking thing and call me use your voice I want to hear it
Get a land line and use it throw your apple android laptop iPads hemorrhoids put them all in your microwave and nuke the fuckers and

Call me on the telephone
Say hello
How are you today
So nice to hear your voice
I must say
We should get together
Let’s have lunch
I know a dinner party
So wonderful to hear your voice
By the way why did you call
Oh so sorry to hear
Is Sue ok
She is strong and will be for
Jordan and Susie
So sad they never
told me
Was he sick long
No shit
2 years
How did they keep it quiet that long
So are you and George ok
Last time we spoke he wanted run away
Mother fucker May he rot In hell
Oh Madeline you are so strong and civilized and carrying
But she’s 25 years younger than him
He needs a good kick in the nuts.
Forgive me Madeline I know
This isn’t what you want to hear from me
But I am here for you
Call me any time
We can talk night or day
Give the kids a hug from me
See you soon
Bye for now
Love dear
Hang in there please call me
If I don’t hear back from you in a few days
You will hear from me

Don’t text me call me
Fuck Apple

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